excerpts from bump
Riley
Do we still owe him money?
Andrew
Actually no. He said he should have killed us last time. So since he did us the favor of not killing us then instead of owing him the money, we now owe him a favor. So that's it. We've just do a little favor and then we're back on track.
Riley
I wonder what other people mean when they want to get their lives back on track. They probably don't envision offering free coke to 19 year old girls so that they'll give you head in your best friend's bathroom. But maybe, that's what's wrong with America.
Do we still owe him money?
Andrew
Actually no. He said he should have killed us last time. So since he did us the favor of not killing us then instead of owing him the money, we now owe him a favor. So that's it. We've just do a little favor and then we're back on track.
Riley
I wonder what other people mean when they want to get their lives back on track. They probably don't envision offering free coke to 19 year old girls so that they'll give you head in your best friend's bathroom. But maybe, that's what's wrong with America.

3 Comments:
You could really put the whole thing up - self published just like that!
ahhh, being the consumate lawyer i must protect against copyright infringement
Well, you could at least explain to your readers that bump is a screenplay that you've written about...
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